Bush Might Play Call of Duty 4 Instead of Invading Iran

In an exclusive Daily Century interview with President George W. Bush, Bush said he liked the game "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare" so much that he doesn't really feel like invading Iran anymore, and might just replay the singe player game or try to get more perks in the multilayer instead.

"He really seems to like the game," said Vice President Dick Cheney, "He spends hours and hours on it and whenever I try to approach him about attacking Iran, he just says, "No" or "Just a minute" but it often takes much longer than a minute, and by the time he's ready to do work we've run out of time to discuss invading Iran and he has to go off on some meeting."

"T3h G4m3 pwnzOrz!!" said Bush, "It rOxxOrz!!1!!!11!! I pwn 4LL t3h t3rrOr1st nOObz!! OMGWTFBBQ?"

Since Bush refused to speak in anything but L337, we had to continue our interview with Vice President Dick Cheney. He stated that unless Call of Duty 4 stopped being so entertaining, Bush may forgo the invasion of Iran altogether.

"That really disappoints me, you know, because I was really looking forward to our invasion plan and all. We even have an exit strategy for this one. It would just be so much fun and I'm so bummed that all he wants to do is play that video game all the time."

Bush has since beaten the game on "veteran" level difficulty, collected all pieces of enemy intelligence unlocking all cheats, and is on level 52 in the multi player game. He says he is looking forward to "Rainbow Six: Vegas 2" "Grand Theft Auto 4" and "Duke Nukem Forever."