Herbert Jordan of Portsmouth, NH, said later last evening that he actually reads the comments on videos posted on YouTube.com, and takes them seriously. He'll even read deep into the last pages of comments and base decisions on what irrelevant idiots had to say about the video.
"I love the interactive environment" said Jordan, "YouTube comments are how I spend most of my time, the people there are genuine and don't judge me or anybody else. They like to make the YouTube experience better, and my YouTube experience is soooooo much better than other peoples, because i read the comments to get the full immersion in the video and its standpoint in the internet blah blah blah blah blah yada yada yada OMG! etc. RON PAUL FOR THE LONG HAUL!!!!!"
Jordan rarely actually comments on YouTube videos, instead acting as a human sponge, absorbing all of the prepubescent and idiotic opinions, and acting as almost a human representation of every YouTube comment since 2005. He has a YouTube T-shirt that he wears often.
Jordan also doesn't post videos on YouTube, saying that posting isn't part of his mission.
"It's up to me to be knowledgeable about the largest social network video site on the internet. It has so much importance in future history, and it really matters what the people who are on this historic site say, THATS A FAKE ITS FAKE heh, that was funny lol."
Indeed, YouTube does serve an important role in society, and Jordan has dedicated his life to knowledge of the commenting on YouTube. Many in the community believe he should get paid for his work and have commissioned the town for a salary. Among them are his mom, Delila Jordan.
"Well, he certainly spends a lot of time reading those comments, and he doesn't have a job, And this would be a great opportunity for him to...move out."
"YouTube does serve a vital role in society" John stated, "And as long as it's there, people like me are going to dedicate their lives to it."
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